I saw momma kissin Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Well she did not see me creep
Down the floor to take a peek
She thought that i was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep

Well lemme tell you that
I saw momma tickle ol' Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
And what a laugh it would have been
If daddy would have walked right in
And saw momma kissin santa claus last night

I saw momma kissin Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She did not see me creep
Down the stairs to take a peek
Well she thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep

Well lemme tell you that
I saw momma tickle ol' Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
And what a laugh it would have been
If ole daddy had just walked in
And saw momma kissin santy claus last night